A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” Then duck says, “Umm. Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, surprised at such an odd question, answers, “No, I’m afraid we don’t.” And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles back into the bar and makes the same request. A little annoyed, the bartender snaps, “Hey! Weren’t you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK?” The duck hops off the stool and waddle out the door.
The next day, the duck is back again in the bar, “Umm. Do you have any grapes?” The bartender is really ticked off. “Look. What’s your problem? I told you, we don’t have any grapes!! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I’m going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. Got me, pal?” The duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar and walks up to the exasperated bartender, who says, “Now, what do you want?”
The duck says, “Umm. Do you have any nails?”
“What!? Of course not!”
“Oh. Well then, do you have any grapes?”
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